Time: 5 minutes
Prompt: If you have an accident
Source: State Farm Automobile Insurance Card
"If you have had an accident, please notify your keeper at your earliest convenience, so as to optimize the restoration of damaged parts."
"I have not had an accident," I say. "I meant to run into the wall. I want to fucking destroy that wall."
"If you wish to circumnavigate an obstacle in our path, please enable autopilot. The most efficient route around the obstacle will be calculated."
"I don't want to go around it. I want to go through it. I want my usual route back! I'm sick of hese walls that keep popping up every day!"
(about my timed writing exercises)
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